Author: dannystewart99

Not everything is an “underrated masterpiece”

I know I’m coming off sounding like a grumpy buttface, but some things just suck

We’re living in the age of the internet.

It’s no secret. I’m writing this to be viewed on the internet by maybe like 10 people. But because the human race is more connected to one another than we’ve ever been previously, we sort of have an overload of information.

What I’m going to write about today is out of general irritation, but it’s just something I’ve noticed about our modern internet culture. Today, I’m going to write about “Underrated Masterpieces” and why not everything deserves that title.

Before we begin, this is how everybody looks and sounds when they defend a piece of media they love:

Everybody has a piece of media they’ll defend until the day they die, and that’s ok. But we’ve strayed so far away from the term “guilty pleasure” vs the “underrated masterpiece” term.

Whether it’s movies, video games, books, songs, etc. You’ll most likely find a YouTube video, podcast, or article online claiming that any piece of media that is fringe on the line of good or bad, or just plain bad, is an “underrated masterpiece.”

I am by no means judging the content creators or their opinions, but here are just a few I found in a quick search:

Now, again, I’m not judging the creators or their opinions. Part of the reason why there are so many of these videos is because people make really valid and well-thought out arguments.

Some are just like “it’s dumb fun,” “it’s enjoyable because it doesn’t take itself too seriously,” and so on. That I can, and do, respect.

I do think everyone has the right to defend what they enjoy in their capacity. I do it myself all the time, however, I won’t argue something that’s bad as something that’s an underrated masterpiece.

Like, the Star Wars sequels, The Eternals, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, they all suck. They just do (in my opinion) because we have a series of movies and books that all come before each of those that are 1000x better than they are in comparison and they feel like they ruin what came before.

There are some teeny, tiny things they do well, but for the most part, they suck. Cursed Child especially. But there’s always an echo chamber on the internet where people will find these defenses and go on home with their beliefs confirmed.

Anybody willing to make a 20-minute YouTube video or a 1000-word blog defending it, good for you. I’m really glad you have a passion for something that you’re willing to defend. But why can’t we just admit some things are just bad anymore?

I’m not against videos or blogs of this nature. Sometimes, they’re the sole reason something that deserves to get sequels or remasters eventually do. Take SuperButterBuns’ video on Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom:

This video got 2.1 million views and then a couple years later, the game was remastered:

These two things are definitely correlated. And Battle for Bikini Bottom is one where I agree it was an underrated masterpiece, but the example I wanted to show is how powerful the internet can be.

As I reference in my Harry Potter blog from last year, this same effect for a Cursed Child movie would be a very bad thing because it’s not good, unlike Battle for Bikini Bottom.

I know I’m coming off sounding like a grumpy buttface. But here’s my example: I’m a huge fan of the Speed Racer franchise. The original series from the ’60s, the live-action movie from 2008, and the Next Generation show from the early 2010s. I love them all.

The Mach 5 from Speed Racer is my dream car. Above the Batmobile or Kit from Knight Rider or some shit, I would definitely get a Mach 5 if I came into some fortune of money before any other fantasy vehicle.

There are articles and videos out there already defending the Wachowskis’ 2008 film. And yes, I would love another series revival or another live-action adaptation. However, I’ve always called this series my “guilty pleasure” because I can just admit that it’s bad.

At times unwatchable, I still enjoy it. But it’s not some underrated masterpiece. It’s just not, it’s just something I enjoy from my childhood that I wish was still around, but isn’t. And that’s ok.

But I’m not out here wondering why it doesn’t get a sequel or a new iteration. Everything under the Speed Racer IP has been absolutely panned by critics every single time they’ve released. A studio like Warner Bros. (which consistently tends to make the wrong decisions anyway), will not gamble on the Speed Racer IP because of several failed revivals in the last 20 years. Can’t we understand that?

I feel a majority of the “underrated masterpiece” videos are about games, shows, movies, etc. that I do actually think are underrated masterpieces. I find joy in reminiscing on things that I enjoyed at an earlier time in my life and it’s nice to know someone else experienced what I experienced.

But, not everything is good. Some things are just not good. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I feel like we’ve lost sight of what’s good and what’s not because we know someone out there will agree with us.

Me and thousands of other people that would watch and enjoy any new Speed Racer show should not dictate a company’s decision to make something. Y’know? I get why it doesn’t work any more.

There are also beautiful video essays explaining why things are bad. A good amount of those I would probably disagree with too if it was something I loved.

But I’ve just seen an influx of articles, videos, etc. calling things underrated masterpieces that I think we’ve gotten out of control on a lot of things. Because sometimes, when you have fans in charge of projects, you can get out of control with what people want vs. what should be done with a narrative/piece of media.

Star Wars and Marvel both have suffered severely in the last few years. There have been great projects in between a lot of bad ones. But just because someone is willing to make the argument on behalf of Eternals or The Rise of Skywalker, doesn’t mean more films, TV shows, video games, or whatever should be made like them to satisfy a small percentage of a fan base.

Some things are just bad. If you think they’re good, great! Again, I’m really glad you like something that much. However, if our studios and production companies start thinking in the echo chamber, we’re doomed to see “underrated masterpieces” AKA bad stuff for eternity.

~DS

P.S. I think Iron-Man 3 is an underrated masterpiece even though what they do to the Mandarin absolutely sucks and dampens the whole plot of the movie. Can we all admit that? Good, that’s the whole point of this, I guess. I’m not going to make a 20-minute video about it.

The Age of Password Sharing is Officially Dead

Fuck you Netflix

It’s no secret that Netflix started cracking down on password sharing a few months ago.

Now, I’ve found myself bending my knee to the streaming service that was once a DVD company. I gave in and got my own Netflix account after years of sharing my sister’s.

I imagine the rest of the streaming services will follow suit. However, I believe this is a crock of shit.

Locking down a service to one home and a few devices absolutely sucks. What if you, yourself, have more than 4 devices in your home that you want to log in on? You’re saying I can’t watch Hubie Halloween on a potential 5th bathroom TV? Absolute bullshit.

And in the case of my sister, she’s a flight attendant. She’s flying all over the country every week and can’t watch Netflix on her iPad because it’s not within the house the account is tied to? Get the fuck outta here.

What angers me the most about the service’s change of heart is that for the entirety of the streaming service’s life, I’ve enjoyed the viewing of each show I’ve binged on someone else’s account.

Mostly my sister’s, but there are countless memories of watching shows on accounts that weren’t mine.

The ultimate binge of The Office and the introduction of Stranger Things on my best friend’s account in college:

Meeting Tommy Shelby and the Peaky Fookin’ Blindahs on a friend of a friend’s couch in college:

Realizing after all these years that Temple of Doom is a prequel on an ex-girlfriend’s account:

Continuing my endless rewatch of Seinfeld on my sister’s account in order to make references like this in real life to my friends:

What sucks the most about this is that Netflix itself used to romanticize password sharing. It was a running joke for the entire human race, it was just part of having a Netflix account: somebody else was using it.

Not anymore.

Netflix made it incredibly irritating to be able to watch on someone else’s account. I’m surprised more people just didn’t do a straight up boycott instead of purchasing their own accounts.

The reason I bent the knee was to watch the live action adaptation of Avatar: The Last Airbender, produced entirely by Netflix.

The original animated series is regarded as one of the greatest TV shows of all-time and I agree. I’m a huge fan of the original show so I felt obligated to watch this live-action adaptation in order to compare the two and either enjoy or dislike this latest version.

When I sat down to begin the show upon its premiere yesterday, I was met with this screen:

If I had sent an email code or a text code to my sister every single time I wanted to watch something, it would become more than just an annoyance for me, it would be for my whole family. Now that me and my 4 siblings and our parents live across three different states under different roofs, there’s no way this frustration could continue.

So I did it. Are you happy Netflix? I got my own fucking account.

There are worse things. Like I said, I can watch Avatar. I can endlessly watch Seinfeld. Rewatch Peaky Blinders when I want to. Watch in awe when Stranger Things comes to an end.

I’m just worried about all the other streaming services following suit. If Netflix, the former kings of password sharing, finally started cracking down, what are the copycats going to do?

I have the Amazon Prime and HBO Max for my family. My parents have the Disney+ and my brother has the Hulu. God help us all if they come for us.

But it seems our days are numbered.

Just like the world in Avatar, we must await the return of a great force that can bring balance to the chaos. Could it be the return of cable?

We never forgot you coax cable, and now, we may need you once again.

If you need me, I’ll be using a service I’m now paying for. Enjoy it while you can freeloaders, they’re coming for you. You’d best be ready when they do.

~DS